CrazyMurderingRobot

JavaScript

var isCrazyMurderingRobot = false;

if (parseInt(0.00000005) > 1) {  
  isCrazyMurderingRobot = true;  
}

if(isCrazyMurderingRobot){
  console.log("KILL ALL HUMANS!!");
} else {
  console.log("I love humans <3");
}