JSFiddle - React, Tailwind, and code Playground
by ordette
JavaScript
var randomMillyParts = ["toe beans", "whiskers", "eyes"];
var randomAdjectives = ["tostito-smelling", "glassy-lookin'", "snarf inducin'"];
var moreRandomAdjectives = ["mosquito-sniffin", "purr-inducin'", "rosy"]
var randomWords = ["muffler", "furball", "melba toast", "woofer-sniffer"];
// Pick a random body part from the randomBodyParts array:
var randomMillyPart = randomMillyParts[Math.floor(Math.random()*3)];
// Pick a random adjective from the randomAdjectives array:
var randomAdjective = randomAdjectives[Math.floor(Math.random()*3)];
// Pick a random adjective from the randomAdjectives array:
var moreRandomAdjective = moreRandomAdjectives[Math.floor(Math.random()*3)];
// Pick a random word from the randomWords array:
var randomWord = randomWords[Math.floor(Math.random()*4)];
// Join all the random strings into a sentence:
var randomInsult = "Your " + randomMillyPart + " are like a " + randomAdjective + ", " + moreRandomAdjective + " " + randomWord + "!!!";
/* var randomInsultArray = ["Your", randomMillyPart, "are like a", randomAdjective, ",", moreRandomAdjective, randomWord, "!!!"].join(" "); */
//randomInsultArray;
randomInsult;