HTML & CSS Hands-On - Calc - Start

by Karin Huber

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  <h1>Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*</h1>
  <p>I hope I didn't brain my damage. Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.</p>
  <p>I stand by my racial slur. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.</p>
  <h2>Jesus must be spinning in his grave!</h2>
  <p>Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy. Yes! I am a citizen! Now which way to the welfare office? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I work, I work.</p>
  <p>Me fail English? That's unpossible. Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.</p>
  <h3>And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.</h3>
  <p>Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1…2. Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?</p>
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