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by Karin Huber
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<h1>Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!</h1>
<p>We want a shrubbery!! Well, I didn't vote for you. I have to push the pram a lot. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time!</p>
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<p>The nose? Shut up! Will you shut up?! We found them. Why? It's only a model. You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!</p>
<h2>Did you dress her up like this?</h2>
<p>Well, we did do the nose. The nose? How do you know she is a witch? Shut up! Will you shut up?! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! What a strange person.</p>
<p>What do you mean? Where'd you get the coconuts? I dunno. Must be a king. Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Camelot!</p>
<h3>Oh, ow!</h3>
<p>How do you know she is a witch? Well, I didn't vote for you. Shut up! No, no, no! Yes, yes. A bit. But she's got a wart. Found them? In Mercia?! The coconut's tropical!</p>
<p>I dunno. Must be a king. Well, she turned me into a newt. Shut up! Will you shut up?! The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.</p>
<p>How do you know she is a witch? A newt? A newt? Well, she turned me into a newt. Why?</p>
<p>We want a shrubbery!! Why? We found them. It's only a model. Where'd you get the coconuts?</p>
<p>I'm not a witch. We want a shrubbery!! Bloody Peasant! Oh, ow! She looks like one.</p>
<p>Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power...