Insult Generator

Assignment #2

by Justin Hale

JavaScript

var randomBodyPart = ["Face", "Belly", "Nose", "Hair", "Toe", "Knee Cap"];

var randomAnimalBodyPart = ["Tail", "Snout", "Hoof", "Belly", "Fur"];

var randomAnimal = ["Goat's", "Horse's", "Giraffes's", "Zebra's", "Sheep's", "Deer's", "Pig's"];

var randomAdjective = ["Smelly", "Stupid", "Boring", "Lame", "Morbid", "Grotesque", "Vile", "Gutless", "Lousy", "Disgusting", "Nasty"];

// Pick a random body part from the randomBodyPart array:
var randomBodyPart = randomBodyPart[Math.floor(Math.random() * 6)];

// Pick a random insult from the randomAdjective array:
var randomAdjective = randomAdjective[Math.floor(Math.random() * 11)];

// Pick a random animal from the randomAnimal array:
var randomAnimal = randomAnimal[Math.floor(Math.random() * 5)];

// Pick a random animal body part from the randomAnimalBodyPart array:
var randomAnimalBodyPart = randomAnimalBodyPart[Math.floor(Math.random() * 5)];

var randomInsult = ["Your", randomBodyPart, "is more", randomAdjective, "than a", randomAnimal, randomAnimalBodyPart + "!!!"].join(" ");

alert(randomInsult);