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var revelations = [
    "His Dudeness, Duder, El Duderino, or Deutero Isaiah",
    "If your son asks for bread, Will, give him a stone",
    "For verily the voice of the Lord is unto all men",
    "not pertinent to salvation",
    "Tapirs",
    "That's an anti-mormon lie",
    "Thus saith the Lord unto you my servant Kip",
    "The church is true",
    "Follow the prophet",
    "Let's skip to Mosiah",
    "I'm tired, just copy the Bible",
    "Behold, I am God and have spoken it",
    "White and delightsome",
    "Truth abideth forever and ever. Amen.",
    "Millions of dead Jaredites...",
    "Indians are the literal descendants of Abraham",
    "Behold, and lo, I am the Lord thy God",
    "Shiz!",
    "Plural marriage is necessary for exaltation.",
    "There are no red headed angels",
    "I give unto you this commandment...",
    "prepare my chariots...",
    "Horses, cattle, oxen, and donkeys",
    "goats and wild goats",
    "sheep, swine and elephants",
    "Barley and Wheat",
    "Buy that property",
    "For God did then changth the DNA",
    "Silk Chariots with Cimeters",
    "We'll need steel, lots of steel",
    "Honey Bees",
    "Predict a Civil War",
    "Non-round metal in denominations used for trade",
    "The treasure is that way -->",
    "She has committed adultery, and shall be destroyed",
    "Battery low. Charge in hat.",
    "Do it for the widows",
    "Meat commerce",
    "Skin of blackness",
    "Don't eat meat",
    "Wheelless chariots",
    "packed with tapir meat",
    "dragged by slaves",
    "Build a mall",
    "Start a bank",
    "Cattle",
    "Polygamy is not polygamy",
    "Jacket season. Quite hype",
    "No hot drinks",
    "Bungus among us ...",
    "Happy jew year folks.",
    "Tradition Vapes",
    "Yaaasss",
    "Bumpin with the scrump",
    "Forever a Walmart Teroryst.",
    "Our first born Willy",
    "Whenever making a sandwich, attach it to a cat.",
    "The sandwich always falls peanut butter side down.",
    "Hyrum's...