Random Lines

by Matt Saul

JavaScript

var ShuffleItems =  [
     "woke up in a bender<br>",
	   "she's gone<br>",
     "she's back again<br>",
	   "hope is in the eye of the spender<br>",
	   "we fell a little further down<br>",
	   "I held her hand as we cut the cake<br>",
	   "a cold night on the couch<br>",
	   "hope is a predatory lender<br>"
      ];

ShuffleItems.sort(function() {
   return .5 - Math.random();
});

document.write(ShuffleItems.join('') );