scramble'r

fuck it up, pigface!

by edwardsharp

HTML

<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Strict//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-strict.dtd">
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<title>███ ███</title>
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<script type="text/javascript">
/*
 * jQuery JavaScript Library v1.3.2
 * http://jquery.com/
 *
 * Copyright (c) 2009 John Resig
 * Dual licensed under the MIT and GPL licenses.
 * http://docs.jquery.com/License
 *
 * Date: 2009-02-19 17:34:21 -0500 (Thu, 19 Feb 2009)
 * Revision: 6246
 */
(function(){var l=this,g,y=l.jQuery,p=l.$,o=l.jQuery=l.$=function(E,F){return new o.fn.init(E,F)},D=/^[^<]*(<(.|\s)+>)[^>]*$|^#([\w-]+)$/,f=/^.[^:#\[\.,]*$/;o.fn=o.prototype={init:function(E,H){E=E||document;if(E.nodeType){this[0]=E;this.length=1;this.context=E;return this}if(typeof E==="string"){var G=D.exec(E);if(G&&(G[1]||!H)){if(G[1]){E=o.clean([G[1]],H)}else{var I=document.getElementById(G[3]);if(I&&I.id!=G[3]){return o().find(E)}var F=o(I||[]);F.context=document;F.selector=E;return F}}else{return o(H).find(E)}}else{if(o.isFunction(E)){return o(document).ready(E)}}if(E.selector&&E.context){this.selector=E.selector;this.context=E.context}return this.setArray(o.isArray(E)?E:o.makeArray(E))},selector:"",jquery:"1.3.2",size:function(){return this.length},get:function(E){return E===g?Array.prototype.slice.call(this):this[E]},pushStack:function(F,H,E){var G=o(F);G.prevObject=this;G.context=this.context;if(H==="find"){G.selector=this.selector+(this.selector?" ":"")+E}else{if(H){G.selector=this.selector+"."+H+"("+E+")"}}return G},setArray:function(E){this.length=0;Array.prototype.push.apply(this,E);return this},each:function(F,E){return o.each(this,F,E)},index:function(E){return o.inArray(E&&E.jquery?E[0]:E,this)},attr:function(F,H,G){var E=F;if(typeof F==="string"){if(H===g){return this[0]&&o[G||"attr"](this[0],F)}else{E={};E[F]=H}}return this.each(function(I){for(F in...

CSS

body {
margin: 0;
padding: 0;
color:#ff6600 !important;
background-color: #000 !important;
}

input {
 font-size: 66px;
}

JavaScript

$(document).ready(function() {
  // ████████████████████████
  $(".scrmblr").scrambledWriter();
  $("body").everyTime(66666, "pmp", function() {
   $(".scrmblr").scrambledWriter(); 
  }, 66);
  
  //aud
    var audio = new Audio('http://f-dt.com/SOPA.ogg');


var play = document.getElementById('play');
play.addEventListener('click', function(){
    audio.play();
}, false);

var volume = document.getElementById('volume');
volume.addEventListener('change', function(){
    audio.volume = parseFloat(this.value / 10);
}, false);

audio.addEventListener("timeupdate", function() {
    var duration = document.getElementById('duration');
    var s = parseInt(audio.currentTime % 60);
    var m = parseInt((audio.currentTime / 60) % 60);
    duration.innerHTML = m + '.' + s + 'sec';
}, false);

 jQuery(document).keyup(function(e) {
   if (e.keyCode == 51) { alert('TO SPEAK WITH AN OPERATOR PRESS 0'); }     // 3
   if (e.keyCode == 48) { jQuery('#audio_button').click(); }   // 0
   if (e.keyCode == 80) { jQuery('#audio_button').click(); }   // p
   if (e.keyCode == 83) { jQuery('#audio_button').click(); }   // s
   if (e.keyCode == 27) { jQuery('#copzGonnaCloseItDown').click(); }//27 esc
   if (e.keyCode == 39) { jQuery('.nav-previous > a').click(); }//right arrow
   if (e.keyCode == 37) { jQuery('.nav-next > a').click(); }//left arrow
 });

});