Cyanide & Happiness Comics

by MegaScience

CSS

table {
  text-align: center;
  margin-left: auto;
  margin-right: auto;
  border-collapse: collapse;
  table-layout: fixed;
  border: 4px solid black;
  max-width: 0px;
}

.disclaimer > td {
  width: -moz-min-content;
  width: -webkit-min-content;
  width: min-content;
}

.names > td {
  border-bottom: 2px solid black;
  width: calc(100% / 3);
}

.names > td:nth-child(2) {
  border-left: 2px solid black;
  border-right: 2px solid black;
}

.names {
  border: 2px solid black;
  border-top-width: 0;
}

.comic {
  border: 2px solid black;
  border-bottom-width: 0;
}

.comic td {
  column-span: all;
}

JavaScript

const storage = {
    maxColumns: 0,
    elements: {}
}
storage.comics = [
    ["Private", "Shirt", "Flock"],
    ["Eight", "Hall", "Beds"],
    ["Hysterical", "Building", "Edge"],
    ["Majestic", "Cat", "Wash"],
    ["Remarkable", "Relation", "Trade"],
    ["Panoramic", "Class", "Grass"],
    ["Ground", "Kick", "Basin"],
    ["Terrific", "Kettle", "Paper"],
    ["Wire", "Stranger", "Sound"],
    ["Joyous", "Chicken", "Hands"],
    ["Cuddly", "Approval", "Ink"],
    ["Trip", "Color", "Vase"],
    ["Powerful", "Clover", "Book"],
    ["Puffy", "North", "Earth"],
    ["Judicious", "Baby", "Look"],
    ["Fact", "Exclusive", "Stomach"],
    ["Sand", "Laugh", "Truck"],
    ["Field", "Bucket", "Peace"],
    ["Coast", "Feeling", "Steel"],
    ["Miniature", "Crown", "Watch"],
    ["Gullible", "Building", "Stem"],
    ["Fertile", "Wish", "Feeling"],
    ["Jumpy", "Sponge", "Tax"],
    ["Powerful", "Cent", "Cracker"],
    ["Plastic", "Crown", "Street"],
    ["Puny", "Cook", "Peace"],
    ["Jobless", "School", "Guide"],
    ["Toothsome", "Class", "Hand"],
    ["Futuristic", "Birth", "Skin"],
    ["Curly", "Houses", "Hands"],
    ["Curly", "Song", "Class"],
    ["Fascinated", "Frame", "Leg"],
    ["Fine", "Camp", "Diligent"],
    ["Unnatural", "Poor", "Charming"],
    ["Open", "Labored", "Popcorn"],
    ["Like", "Arm", "Stingy"],
    ["Cap", "Ear", "Tin"],
    ["Exchange", "System", "Pets"],
    ["Coat", "Oafish", "Apparatus"],
    ["Decision", "Quilt", "Popcorn"],
    ["Volatile", "Island", "Middle"],
    ["Suit", "Furniture", "Vessel"],
    ["Jump", "Private", "Zoo"],
    ["Premium", "Dinner", "Knife"],
    ["Female", "Stem", "Hot"],
    ["Questionable", "Sleep", "Stream"],
    ["Tense", "Abject", "Flagrant"],
    ["Fuzzy", "Obese", "Plastic"],
    ["Cultured", "Hand", "Bone"],
    ["Fascinated", "Hand", "Bone"],
    ["Fascinated", "Dry", "Offer"],
    ["Apathetic", "Change", "Judicious"],
    ["Untidy", "Secretary", "Power"],
    ["Scintillating", "Grandmother",...