Top 50 Healthcare Service Providers of 2015

by Admiral Potato

HTML

<pre id="words">
Claims
Annoying
Abusive
Idiotic 
Idiot
Deductables
Active
Money
 Provider
Consumer
Marketplace
Issues
Florida
Yelling
Physician
Metallics
Silver
Gold
Platinum
Bitching
Malpractice
Hospital
Benefits
Drugs
Coverage
Rejected
Terminated
Grandfathered
Plan
Premium
 Of 
The 
 With 
Referral
Authorization
Specialist
</pre>
<h1>Top 50 Healthcare Service Providers of 2015</h1>
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<div id="output"></div>

CSS

body{
    font-family: sans-serif;
}
#words{
    display: none;
}
b{
    display: block;
    width: 30%;
    padding: 8px;
    float: left;
}

JavaScript

var data = document.getElementById('words').innerText.split('\n');
	var output = [];
	data.forEach(function(a){
		data.forEach(function(b){
			data.forEach(function(c){
				var planParts = [a, b, c];
				if(
					a[0] !== ' ' &&
					(
						(b[0] !== ' ' && b[b.length - 1] !== ' ')
						||
						(b[0] === ' ' && b[b.length - 1] === ' ')
						||
						!(b[0] !== ' ' && b[b.length - 1] === ' ')
						||
						!(b[0] === ' ' && b[b.length - 1] !== ' ')
					)
					&& c[c.length - 1] !== ' '
				){
					output.push('<b>' + planParts.join(' ').replace('  ',' ') + '</b>');
				}
			});
		});
	});
	var nopeSort = function(a, b){return Math.random() < 0.5};
	var i = 0;
	while(i++ < 10){
		output.sort(nopeSort);
	}
	output.length = 50;
	document.getElementById('output').innerHTML = output.join('\n');