SO fiddle

Test Fiddle mainly for SO Questions

HTML

<link rel="stylesheet" href="http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jqueryui/1.8.4/themes/overcast/jquery-ui.css">
<h2>Test</h2>
<h2>Test Longer</h2>
<h2>Test</h2>
<h2>Test Even Longer!</h2>
<h2>Test</h2>

CSS

h2 { display: inline; }

JavaScript

$("h2").live('mousedown', function(e) { 
   if( (e.which == 1) ) {
     alert("left button");
   }if( (e.which == 3) ) {
     alert("right button");
   }else if( (e.which == 2) ) {
      alert("middle button"); 
   }
   e.preventDefault();
}).live('contextmenu', function(e){
 e.preventDefault();
});