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JavaScript

var user = 'HELL YEAH';

var dict = {
    yes: ['HELL YEAH', 'YES', 'YEAH', 'YEP', 'YEA'],
    maybe: ['KINDA', 'CANT SAY'],
    no: ['HELL NO', 'NO', 'NAH', 'NOPE', 'NA']
};

function checkAnswer(user, dict) {
    for (var p in dict) {
        if (dict[p].indexOf(user) > -1) return p;
    }
    return false;
}

switch (checkAnswer(user, dict)) {
    case 'yes':
        console.log("That's what I'd expected!");
        break;
    case 'maybe':
        console.log("Oh, you'd like it when you'll be a pro!");
        break;
    case 'no':
        console.log("You can't say that!");
        break;
    default:
        console.log("Wacha tryna say mate?");
        break;
}