<html> <head> <title>Greatest Tabloid Headlines</title> </head> <body> <!-- Hint: The first two items in this list are formatted correctly. List from <a href="http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/anniversary/35th/n_8568/"><em>New York</em> magazine</a>.) --> <h2>Greatest Tabloid Headlines</h2> <p> <strong>FORD TO CITY: DROP DEAD</strong> (<em>Daily News</em>, 1975) </p> <p> <strong>KISS YOUR ASTEROID GOODBYE!</strong> (Meteor misses earth; <em>Post</em>, 1998) </p> <p> <sstrong>SOMOZA SLAIN BY BAZOOKA</strong> (<em>News</em>, 1980) </p> <p> <strong><a href="www.capitalnewyork.com/article/media/2012/01/5137028/real-story-headless-body-topless-bar-argued-veterans-post">HEADLESS BODY IN TOPLESS BAR</strong> (<em>New York Post<em>, 1982) </p> <p> <strong>‘I AM DEATH WISH VIGILANTE’ (Bernie Goetz turns himself in; <em>Post</em>, 1985) </p> </body> </html>