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    <div class="domo">
      <ul>
          <li>Of NHK TV</li>
          <li>is 16 years old</li>
          <li>came from an egg</li>
          <li>loves nikujaga</li>
          <li>hates apples</li>
          <li>speaks only one sound</li>
        </ul>
        <ul>
          <li>passes gas when nervous</li>
          <li>lives with Mr. Usaji</li>
          <li>(a wise old rabbit)</li>
          <li>chases kittens</li>
          <li>every time you, well you know&hellip;</li>
          <li>looks scary but wants hugs</li>
          </ul>
      </div>

  .domo {
    width: 210px;
    margin: 20px 40px;
    height: 300px;
    border-radius: 15px;
    background: rgb(108,62,29);
    position: relative;
  }
  .domo:after{
    content: ' ';
    border-radius: 50% 50%;
    background: #000;
    width: 20px;
    height: 20px;
    position: absolute;
    top: 30px;
    left: 30px;
  }
  .domo:before{
    content: ' ';
    border-radius: 50% 50%;
    background: #000;
    width: 20px;
    height: 20px;
    position: absolute;
    top: 30px;
    right: 30px;
  }
  .domo li{
    text-indent: -200px;
    overflow: hidden;
  }
  .domo ul {
    position: absolute;
    top: 70px;
    left: 20px;
    right: 20px;
    border-radius: 10px;
    bottom: 140px;
    display: block;
  }
  .domo ul:before{
    content: ' ';
    border-radius: 12px;
    background: rgb(108,62,29);
    width: 30px;
    height: 100px;
    position: absolute;
    top: 30px;
    right: -50px;
  }
  .domo ul:after{
    content: ' ';
    border-radius: 12px;
    background: rgb(108,62,29);
    width: 30px;
    height: 100px;
    position: absolute;
    top: 30px;
    left: -50px;
  }
  .domo ul:last-child:before{
    content: ' ';
    border-radius: 12px;
    background: rgb(108,62,29);
    width: 50px;
    height: 100px;
    position: absolute;
    top: 180px;
    right: 10px;
  }
  .domo ul:last-child:after{
    content: ' ';
    border-radius: 12px;
    background: rgb(108,62,29);
    width: 50px;
    height: 100px;
    position: absolute;
    top: 180px;
    left: 10px;
  }

  .domo ul:first-child {
    background: #c00;
  }
  .domo ul li {
    width: 0;
    height: 0;
    border-left: 15px solid transparent;
    border-right: 15px solid transparent;
    border-bottom: 15px solid #fff;
    position: relative;
    top:  75px;
    float: left;
    margin-left: -5px;
    list-style: none;
    left: 10px;
  }
  .domo ul:first-child li {
    width: 0;
    height: 0;
    border-left: 15px solid transparent;
    border-right: 15px solid transparent;
    border-top: 15px solid #fff;
    border-bottom: none;
    position: relative;
    top: 0;
    float: left;
    margin-left: -5px;
    list-style: none;
    left: 10px;
  }