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var _ = ishml.Template
var rollPhrase = _`I ran a 5K race and ${_.roll("won","took second place","placed third","lost","sprained my ankle")}.`
var pickPhrase = _`I ran a 5K race and ${_.pick("won","took second place","placed third","lost","sprained my ankle")}.`
var favorPhrase = _`I ran a 5K race and ${_.favor("won","took second place","placed third","lost","sprained my ankle")}.`
var shufflePhrase = _`I ran a 5K race and ${_.cycle.shuffle("won","took second place","placed third","lost","sprained my ankle")}.`

var demo=function()
{
   rollPhrase.say().replace("#paragraph1")
   pickPhrase.say().replace("#paragraph2")
   favorPhrase.say().replace("#paragraph3")
   shufflePhrase.say().replace("#paragraph4")
}